Dr Newton Geiszler (
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come one come all to newts chop shop
Who: Newt Geiszler, Kit Peddler and YOU
Where: Newt's clinic in the shady part of China town that Newt sort of lives in.
When: Pretty much whenever. The clinic is open five days a week, and this is a catchall.
What: Newt's clinic is still open for all wayward aliens, robots and cyborgs to be seen to without questions for free. Kit is his rude secretary hacker who is also pretty good (better) at fixing up the cyborgs.
Warnings: Bullshit science and Newt is a warning on his own, but will update if medical stuff happens.
[there's a few thread-starters within, but please feel free to hit this up!! The clinic's location is easy to get a hold of for anyone who needs it and a google search of Newt will reveal that he's actually really great at what he does and has lots of credibility as well as 6 pHDs. Back and Post dating is fine, just let me know!]
Where: Newt's clinic in the shady part of China town that Newt sort of lives in.
When: Pretty much whenever. The clinic is open five days a week, and this is a catchall.
What: Newt's clinic is still open for all wayward aliens, robots and cyborgs to be seen to without questions for free. Kit is his rude secretary hacker who is also pretty good (better) at fixing up the cyborgs.
Warnings: Bullshit science and Newt is a warning on his own, but will update if medical stuff happens.
[there's a few thread-starters within, but please feel free to hit this up!! The clinic's location is easy to get a hold of for anyone who needs it and a google search of Newt will reveal that he's actually really great at what he does and has lots of credibility as well as 6 pHDs. Back and Post dating is fine, just let me know!]
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Yeah, I know. My biological mom sent me to grow up safe on Earth with one of her ladies in waiting to protect me, but then last year Kl'rt and a bunch of Skrull soldiers showed up and tried to kidnap me back so I could fulfill a prophecy, and then the Kree showed up too and they fought over me, and it's... actually really complicated.
[sigh. He misses his mom.]
My dad was a pink Kree, I guess. But I think I'm just naturally... this? I mean I must have been green when I was a baby, but-- it's complicated. Do you really need my blood to figure out how to put my finger back?
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Uh... sorry. [He rubs the back of his head.] I get carried away sometimes.
[Okay, focus a little here.] I mean, you grew you finger back right? So, what's the problem?
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[he is so concerned about his mass, Newt. SO CONCERNED.]
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Okay, you still need to calm down though, dude. [He gives him a small smile, before pulling on a black latex glove--he'd stolen a whole box from Fang last time he was at Kaiju Tattoo--and holds his hand out to examine Teddy's.]
Lemme look. [He waits patiently, and once Teddy gives him the offending hand, he examines it thoroughly, frowning.] I mean, usually when Skrulls lose something or explode they just sort of... reform? I mean, they can shift bigger and smaller than their actual mass, so I mean, a finger isn't going to make that much difference. [he pauses.]
But I have no idea how being part Kree would affect that. Can you make yourself bigger and smaller?
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Yeah, but not that much bigger or smaller. I can do like, the size of a large dog or a child, but I just kind of get more dense. And then it gets weird if I try to get too huge, but I can go pretty big. Mostly I do stuff like change the texture of my skin, or give myself different proportions. Like for fighting, and stuff. And my body just heals automatically, even if I'm unconscious, but if I pass out I usually revert back to mostly looking like this.
...Sorry. That's probably more than you wanted to know.
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Hey, it's all helpful. Gotta know what you can do to help you out, right? 'Specially with the Kree wildcard you got goin' on in there.
[he leans back for a moment, watching Teddy, and then looks at the cooler.]
I mean. I guess you could like. Eat it. Reabsorb it into your system.
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No! Ew, no! I'm not gonna eat it! That's horrible! And that's definitely not how it works.
[GROSSSSSSS]
[Teddy scoots along the exam table to put a little distance between himself and this crazy doctor.]
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Oh c'mon it's not that gross. You wanna preserve your mass, right? It's not like we can just reattach it.