kaijugrrroupie: (talking; these are human beings)
Dr Newton Geiszler ([personal profile] kaijugrrroupie) wrote in [community profile] capitalh2014-08-15 11:09 pm

come one come all to newts chop shop

Who: Newt Geiszler, Kit Peddler and YOU
Where: Newt's clinic in the shady part of China town that Newt sort of lives in.
When: Pretty much whenever. The clinic is open five days a week, and this is a catchall.
What: Newt's clinic is still open for all wayward aliens, robots and cyborgs to be seen to without questions for free. Kit is his rude secretary hacker who is also pretty good (better) at fixing up the cyborgs.
Warnings: Bullshit science and Newt is a warning on his own, but will update if medical stuff happens.

[there's a few thread-starters within, but please feel free to hit this up!! The clinic's location is easy to get a hold of for anyone who needs it and a google search of Newt will reveal that he's actually really great at what he does and has lots of credibility as well as 6 pHDs. Back and Post dating is fine, just let me know!]
hugling: (uhhhhhhhhhhh)

[personal profile] hugling 2014-08-28 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh god this was such a bad idea and nooo, his cooler! He needs that!]

Yeah, I know. My biological mom sent me to grow up safe on Earth with one of her ladies in waiting to protect me, but then last year Kl'rt and a bunch of Skrull soldiers showed up and tried to kidnap me back so I could fulfill a prophecy, and then the Kree showed up too and they fought over me, and it's... actually really complicated.

[sigh. He misses his mom.]

My dad was a pink Kree, I guess. But I think I'm just naturally... this? I mean I must have been green when I was a baby, but-- it's complicated. Do you really need my blood to figure out how to put my finger back?
hugling: (&wow rude)

[personal profile] hugling 2014-08-28 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Um, the problem is that I didn't actually grow my finger back, it just healed. I lost like a quarter ounce of mass. I do things more dangerous than meat slicing, what if I get my leg cut off? I can make a new one, but then I'll lose whatever was in my leg at the time, which could permanently reduce my maximum size forever. And maybe my strength too, I don't know. I assume there's some way Skrulls deal with this, but I just have no idea. It's not like I got to learn about any of this stuff.

[he is so concerned about his mass, Newt. SO CONCERNED.]
hugling: (but im only good at punching)

[personal profile] hugling 2014-08-28 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[the finger has absolutely no trace of ever being damaged. Teddy's nails are also really nice. Not polished or manicured, just really clean and neat and healthy. Almost unnaturally nice.]

Yeah, but not that much bigger or smaller. I can do like, the size of a large dog or a child, but I just kind of get more dense. And then it gets weird if I try to get too huge, but I can go pretty big. Mostly I do stuff like change the texture of my skin, or give myself different proportions. Like for fighting, and stuff. And my body just heals automatically, even if I'm unconscious, but if I pass out I usually revert back to mostly looking like this.

...Sorry. That's probably more than you wanted to know.
hugling: (wow thats really offensive)

[personal profile] hugling 2014-09-02 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Teddy makes an ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED face.]

No! Ew, no! I'm not gonna eat it! That's horrible! And that's definitely not how it works.

[GROSSSSSSS]

[Teddy scoots along the exam table to put a little distance between himself and this crazy doctor.]