Who: Newton Geiszler and Yooooou
Where: Around LA, The Autobot base, and Newt's clinic
When: NOW
What: A catch-all for Newton as he realises he's been working too hard and then goes out to work hard on catching up on all the social stuff he's been missing because he's been working too hard. He then goes to check up on his robot babies and then back to the clinic to watch Godzilla to soothe his soul. Please, someone get him an intern. Or twelve.
Warnings: Newton should probably be his own warning.

[Thread-starters below! But I can roll with anything. CONDOR agents can also catch Newt in his office in the CONDOR building.]

Who: Drift and the Autobots
Where: The Autobot home base
When: Sometime after the Space Jam fight at least.
What: More drama. Honestly, what else can you expect at this point?
Warnings: Nothing so far.

{Thread starters below!}

Who: Newton Geiszler, Knock Out, Breakdown and later Ratchet
Where: A random abandoned warehouse, outside LA
When: After this correspondence.
What: Knock Out has resorted to asking Newt for help with his brain. He brings Breakdown along for protection. And then Ratchet shows up halfway through the surgery to tell Newt it's a bad idea.
Warnings: Brain surgery, medical procedures, robot gore and possible robot violence.

( you've wires going in // you've got wires coming out of your skin )

Who: Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Rodimus, and etc.
Where: The Autobot campground.
When: After the Optimus and Megatron fuckathon. Also, other times.
What: Quasi catchall post, thus far including: Optimus comes in after curfew covered in love bites, and Rodimus and Optimus try to have a conversation again.
Warnings: Talking of awkward sex, awkward sex feelings, sort of abuse.

( you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand )

Who: Optimus Prime and AUTOBOTS
Where: The Autobot campground.
When: The evening/night after the dance off.
What: Orion Pax has been restored to his past and future self. Optimus Prime is NOT HAPPY. Also, very very tired.
Warnings: Injuries, intense robot ass devastation. Angry dad. Angry mom.

( transform and fall over )

Who: Newt Geiszler, Kit Peddler and YOU
Where: Newt's clinic in the shady part of China town that Newt sort of lives in.
When: Pretty much whenever. The clinic is open five days a week, and this is a catchall.
What: Newt's clinic is still open for all wayward aliens, robots and cyborgs to be seen to without questions for free. Kit is his rude secretary hacker who is also pretty good (better) at fixing up the cyborgs.
Warnings: Bullshit science and Newt is a warning on his own, but will update if medical stuff happens.

[there's a few thread-starters within, but please feel free to hit this up!! The clinic's location is easy to get a hold of for anyone who needs it and a google search of Newt will reveal that he's actually really great at what he does and has lots of credibility as well as 6 pHDs. Back and Post dating is fine, just let me know!]

Who: Too many fucking robots.
Where: "The most dramatic dune in the desert."
When: SUNDOWN.
What: Megatron tries to get Orion Pax to use the Forge on the Matrix of Leadership but then the music starts.
Warnings: Violence, singing.

( SNAP SNAP SNAP... )

Who: Ratchet and the Autobots
Where: In their brand new medibay ship
When: Shortly after Robot Fight Club
What: CHECKUPS FOR EVERYONE
Warnings: Yelling. Soooo much yelling.

( my dirty hands, have i been in the wars )