come one come all to newts chop shop

[kaijugrrroupie]

Who: Newt Geiszler, Kit Peddler and YOU
Where: Newt's clinic in the shady part of China town that Newt sort of lives in.
When: Pretty much whenever. The clinic is open five days a week, and this is a catchall.
What: Newt's clinic is still open for all wayward aliens, robots and cyborgs to be seen to without questions for free. Kit is his rude secretary hacker who is also pretty good (better) at fixing up the cyborgs.
Warnings: Bullshit science and Newt is a warning on his own, but will update if medical stuff happens.

[there's a few thread-starters within, but please feel free to hit this up!! The clinic's location is easy to get a hold of for anyone who needs it and a google search of Newt will reveal that he's actually really great at what he does and has lots of credibility as well as 6 pHDs. Back and Post dating is fine, just let me know!]

Comments

[kaijugrrroupie]

[Newt waves him off, shrugging back in his chair with a smile.]

Hey, it's all helpful. Gotta know what you can do to help you out, right? 'Specially with the Kree wildcard you got goin' on in there.

[he leans back for a moment, watching Teddy, and then looks at the cooler.]

I mean. I guess you could like. Eat it. Reabsorb it into your system.

[hugling]

[Teddy makes an ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED face.]

No! Ew, no! I'm not gonna eat it! That's horrible! And that's definitely not how it works.

[GROSSSSSSS]

[Teddy scoots along the exam table to put a little distance between himself and this crazy doctor.]

[kaijugrrroupie]

[Newt looks entirely serious, and he scratches at his stubble before humming at the back of his throat, trying to think of other solutions.]

Oh c'mon it's not that gross. You wanna preserve your mass, right? It's not like we can just reattach it.