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[kaijugrrroupie]

Who: Newton Geiszler and Yooooou
Where: Around LA, The Autobot base, and Newt's clinic
When: NOW
What: A catch-all for Newton as he realises he's been working too hard and then goes out to work hard on catching up on all the social stuff he's been missing because he's been working too hard. He then goes to check up on his robot babies and then back to the clinic to watch Godzilla to soothe his soul. Please, someone get him an intern. Or twelve.
Warnings: Newton should probably be his own warning.

[Thread-starters below! But I can roll with anything. CONDOR agents can also catch Newt in his office in the CONDOR building.]

Comments

[kaijugrrroupie]

I don't know man! [He gestures up pretty wildly.] He keeps trying to get me thrown out of the medibay. I'm pretty sure the only reason I have to take a Cybertronian medical exam to work in there is because he likes to piss me off.

[positiveenergy]

[A Cybertronian medical exam? Really, Ratchet?]

Yeah, I think you hit the nail on the head. I’d talk to him about it, but trust me…it wouldn’t do any good. [Especially not if Drift’s the one bringing it up.]

[kaijugrrroupie]

[Newt laughs and shrugs.]

It's cool, dude. I mean, pissing off crotchety grumps is kinda my thing. It's fun! Right up until he puts me on a shelf I can't get down from.

[positiveenergy]

[Drift grins. He has a good feeling about Newt, and not just because he gets a kick out of pissing off Ratchet.]

I think you and me will get along fine. If you ever need someone to bail you out, well…I don’t think I could get Ratchet to like me less if I tried, so I’ve got nothing to lose.

[kaijugrrroupie]

Oh man, really? [He laughs a little.] What'd you do? Or do I even want to know?

[positiveenergy]

Probably not, honestly.

[He shrugs.

On second thought, there probably are a few things he could do to make matters worse between him and Ratchet…and going into details might do just that.]

He can seem harsh, but I’ve been putting up with it for years already anyway. So I can live with it. [Most of the time anyway.]

[kaijugrrroupie]

Yeah, you guys live millennia, right? [He smiles up at Drift.] Loads of time to figure out how to piss him off.

[positiveenergy]

“Right, well. By now I’m sure you’ve noticed that’s not nearly as hard to figure out as…say...actually getting him to lighten up for a change.”

[kaijugrrroupie]

Yeah. Which goes back to my previous point about bean bag chairs. Does he seriously always have a stick up his butt?

[positiveenergy]

Always.

All day, every day. At least, whenever I see him.

[kaijugrrroupie]

[he makes a whistle and folds his hands over his chest.]

Man, that's gotta be exhausting.

[positiveenergy]

It can be, except it’s hard to imagine him any other way.

[Drift feels bad that basically all they’ve done is bitch about Ratchet since he introduced himself. Not exactly how he thought this would’ve gone, and he says as much to Newt.]

Sorry, I didn’t mean to turn this into a venting session. But I guess it is good to let some frustrations loose every now and then.