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[kaijugrrroupie]

Who: Newton Geiszler and Yooooou
Where: Around LA, The Autobot base, and Newt's clinic
When: NOW
What: A catch-all for Newton as he realises he's been working too hard and then goes out to work hard on catching up on all the social stuff he's been missing because he's been working too hard. He then goes to check up on his robot babies and then back to the clinic to watch Godzilla to soothe his soul. Please, someone get him an intern. Or twelve.
Warnings: Newton should probably be his own warning.

[Thread-starters below! But I can roll with anything. CONDOR agents can also catch Newt in his office in the CONDOR building.]

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[escapefromincarcecon]

[She examines the stuff critically, still looking faintly disgusted.] Seems to me like just sleeping would be a better solution.

[It's not like Myaxx is any stranger to alternative methods of staying awake either, however: Ew, bean juice.]

[kaijugrrroupie]

Nah! You miss so much of your life sleeping! There's too much to do!

[he takes a slurp and goes back to his ramen pot, glancing at it before looking at Myaxx.] You want some noodles?

[escapefromincarcecon]

Right. I'm sure running on beans and stubbornness makes you much more efficient, too.

[Now she's examining the ramen, not looking immediately offended but still somewhat suspicious.] ...I guess? Are those another way of trying to avoid sleeping?

[kaijugrrroupie]

[He blinks before grinning.] Nah, they're a way to avoid dying. It's food, Myaxx.

[escapefromincarcecon]

Alright, alright. Couldn't be certain after the whole coffee thing. But, sure, I'll try your weird Earth food.

[As if she hasn't been living off of various "weird Earth food" since she left that pod.]

[kaijugrrroupie]

Man, coffee is great, you should totally try that too.

[he reaches up to grab another ramen pot and pours more hot water over it to get it started. He then roots around for another set of chopsticks but then thinks better of it and grabs a fork.]

So, hey! What can I do for yah? Other than ramen pots.

[escapefromincarcecon]

Uh-huh. How about I just take your word for it.

Well, uh. I haven't had any trouble with CONDOR so far, so that's not been an issue, but... [She sighs loudly and talks a little faster.] The place I've been staying is closing down so I need to know if there are any available apartments or anything nearby. Preferably ones that wouldn't be too put-off by an alien.

[kaijugrrroupie]

[He moves the ramen pot toward her and balances the fork on the lid before slurping down some of the coffee as he listens. He vaguely wonders where she had been staying.]

Well, I mean, if you ask CONDOR they could probably set something up for you. [he pulls the lid off and swirls his own ramen pot with his chopsticks to separate the noodles.] Or you could totally just crash here. It's not much but we have more space upstairs that's like, a real apartment. Kit uses it to store some of her stuff right now. And hey! Maybe you could help out with the clinic!

[escapefromincarcecon]

[She watches what Newt does, then pokes at her own ramen with the fork in an attempt to separate it. Maybe going to CONDOR would be the most reasonable course of action, but it's also the one that involves the most government intervention, which, ha ha no. She does not want to owe those people.

She glances up again at his second suggestion.] Hold on, really? 'Cuz that would mean having somewhere to stay and a job, and I have to wonder if there's some kind of catch here.

[kaijugrrroupie]

[He's started to shovel the noodles into his mouth, and has to slurp them up before he replies. His mouth is full. He's very uncouth.]

Well, I mean, I guess you'd have to put up with me and Kit. [he swallows and grins at her, snapping his chopsticks as he thinks.] But it's totally a thing I can do. You're a scientist right? What sort of things could you bring to the clinic?

[escapefromincarcecon]

Believe me, I have probably dealt with worse. [She barely knows who Kit is but she's inclined to assume that literally nobody is more obnoxious than Azmuth.]

Well, uh, if you mean as far as equipment - practically nothing. But I do have a lot of experience with technology, and I may be able to recognize some species that you would be unfamiliar with. [That last bit is only intended to be making fun of Earth a little bit, which means she's actively trying not to be offensive.]

[kaijugrrroupie]

[He continues eating and thinks on it before swallowing and nodding solemnly to himself.]

Yeah! That sounds great. You're totally welcome here. We could really use the help.

[escapefromincarcecon]

I should think so, if you're having to substitute beans for sleep. And... thanks for helping me out.

[With that, she immediately scoops a forkful of ramen into her mouth - then winces because it's a lot hotter than she was expecting. Oops.]

[kaijugrrroupie]

Anything for my friends, right? Seriously, it's no problem. [he smiles tiredly at her before glancing back to the screen.]

So, we could totally go and set you up now... or you could watch Godzilla with me.

[escapefromincarcecon]

[It's probably a good thing the ramen was too hot for Myaxx to swallow it right away, because if she had she might have choked on it. Since when is she anyone's friend? She's not sure if she should be flattered, irrationally offended, or just worried for Newt's sanity, even if she can stand him.]

Wait-- what's Godzilla? That's... some kind of lizard, right?

[kaijugrrroupie]

[To be fair, Newt's salinity has been in question for a long while, so she wouldn't be the first.

He shoves more noodles into his mouth and nods enthusiastically, pointing at a large poster on the back of the door.]

Not just some kind of lizard. It's the lizard!

[escapefromincarcecon]

... right. The lizard. Makes sense. [It doesn't make sense to her at all.] I had been under the impression that there was more than one lizard on Earth, but apparently I was mistaken.

[kaijugrrroupie]

[That gets Newt laughing.]

Well, yeah. But Godzilla is the best one. By far. Sorry, goannas, beardies and komodos, I love you but you're not Godzilla.

[escapefromincarcecon]

So, is that a matter of opinion, or is there something that makes this lizard objectively superior to all the other lizards?

[Well, she's vaguely interested now, at least enough to keep talking about it.]

[kaijugrrroupie]

Well. It's like. Bigger than a skyscraper. So it's pretty objectively superior to the other lizards.

[he's pulling the file up on his computer and shoves more noodles in his mouth, talking with it full.]

Dude, come here we're gonna watch this shit and you're gonna see how superior Godzilla is.

[escapefromincarcecon]

[Okay she can kind of see how that would make it better, considering how small Earth lizards usually are. Why is everything on this planet so small.]

Uh... alright. [She moves over to stand awkwardly behind him, poking idly at her own ramen and watching the screen, not really sure what to expect.]

[kaijugrrroupie]

[He feels like that when he stands next to the Cybertronians. And you actually. He's vaguely wondering how Myaxx is going to fit into the chair, but pulls one up anyway, scooting on his to make room, patting the free one.]

Prepare to be blown away by the pinnacle of human cinematics.

[it's the original Godzilla. The one that has someone dressed in a lizard suit swiping at buildings. And is in Japanese. Newt is obviously really enjoying it.]

[escapefromincarcecon]

[The chair is a little small, but she sits down and it works well enough. She's... not really sure what's up with this movie, though. She actually does not know what to think, she keeps sort of squinting at the screen as if she's trying to glean some greater content beyond what is actually there, because she so much does not get this. The fact that this is not a language her translator has had much exposure to and she keeps having moments of feeling like the program might be glitching does not help.

She doesn't say anything, for now, but she is absolutely compiling a mental list of questions and criticisms to present once this thing is over, and she keeps glancing at Newt every so often as if to silently try to determine if he actually knows what's going on, either.]

GODDAMNIT NEWT now i need to actually watch the original

[kaijugrrroupie]

[Newt on the otherhand is completely entranced with the film, and does wiggling in his seat and fidget happily a few times. He points out a few facts for Myaxx throughout about the background of the monster and look at how cute it is and general snippets of information that he's reeling off excitedly.

When the credits roll he leans back in his chair and looks incredibly smug and glances to her.]

Awesome, right?

tbh i haven't seen it either i am literally just bs'ing everything :')

[escapefromincarcecon]

Uh... maybe? What just happened? And yes, I heard all the, uh. The 'extras' from you.

[She just does not understand.]