come one come all to newts chop shop

[kaijugrrroupie]

Who: Newt Geiszler, Kit Peddler and YOU
Where: Newt's clinic in the shady part of China town that Newt sort of lives in.
When: Pretty much whenever. The clinic is open five days a week, and this is a catchall.
What: Newt's clinic is still open for all wayward aliens, robots and cyborgs to be seen to without questions for free. Kit is his rude secretary hacker who is also pretty good (better) at fixing up the cyborgs.
Warnings: Bullshit science and Newt is a warning on his own, but will update if medical stuff happens.

[there's a few thread-starters within, but please feel free to hit this up!! The clinic's location is easy to get a hold of for anyone who needs it and a google search of Newt will reveal that he's actually really great at what he does and has lots of credibility as well as 6 pHDs. Back and Post dating is fine, just let me know!]

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[thanksoptimus]

Yes. The Autobots are positioned here to defend your planet against a growing interstellar threat, called Unicron.

[He inclines his head.]

Perhaps you are not a combatant in the same way as others in your species, but your intelligence and flexibility of mind have already proven to be a formidable asset to my team, and I believe they could be instrumental in the battle ahead.

[kaijugrrroupie]

[Well, now you've gone and done it Optimus. As if his ego needed any more inflating. He grins a little, scratching at his stubble in a failed attempt at any kind of humility.]

Yeah, I'm pretty awesome. [he shrugs lightly, before sitting forward in his seat rather suddenly.] --Oh man, does this mean you can get Ratchet to answer more of my questions? I mean, I'm hardly the worlds leading Xenobiologist if I'm totally not an expert on Cybertronians too and he really didn't want to.

[thanksoptimus]

I can speak to him, but I cannot promise he will divulge any more than what he considers wise. What was the reason for his reservations?

[Optimus generally trusts Ratchet to make the right call, so if his CMO isn't explaining he figures there must be a reason for it.]

[kaijugrrroupie]

[he gives a small shrug, rolling his eyes.]

Something about not wanting a 'squishy apprentice' which totally isn't what I'd be, I'm way too smart to be a apprentice.

[thanksoptimus]

[Oh. Haha. That might be more difficult. A bit of that uncertainty shows on Optimus's face.]

I see. Unfortunately that is not something I can single handedly convince Ratchet to take on, though I will speak to him of the logistics of our research situation.

[kaijugrrroupie]

[Newt gives a small huff and then a shrug because he's not exactly going to try and force his way into their secret base to find out about their biology, but it's definitely an idea forming at the back of his mind.]

I mean, all I'm saying is that I'm probably more useful if I know the most I can about your biology. That's my thing. And I can convince my guys that you're not all nuclear or something.

[thanksoptimus]

Hmm.

[He is suddenly contemplative.]

Who are your 'guys' in this context?

[kaijugrrroupie]

[he pauses here because who are his guys right now? His connections with CONDOR are probably more trustworthy than Mintaka at this point, especially since he's still not 100% sure Mintaka are actually good]

Oh, CONDOR. I'm their xenobiology expert. Been working with them for like, god, fifteen years now or something?

[thanksoptimus]

[His eyebrows lift in a moment of surprise, and then he nods after a quick moment of contemplation.]

It would seem that fortune smiles on us, then. We have been working towards an alliance with CONDOR, but it has been...difficult.

[kaijugrrroupie]

[Oh my god this is so cool stay focused Newt try not to look like a dork in front of the cool robot alien]

Oh see, man. That's totally my thing. I can get you guys in good with CONDOR no problem. They'd probably give you a liaison and want more information about you guys in general to make sure you're not going to total LA.