[ billy the bookcase says hello ]

[buffthis]

Who: Knock Out and Starscream
What: Knock Out and Starscream get lost in an Ikea.
Where: The Decepticon warship. But then, IKEA.
When: now. ish? yeah. now's about right
Warnings: gross incompetence. really guys this is just embarrassing

It'd been an interesting time, Starscream's absence. Not one of Knock Out's favorite times, honestly. Megatron's been rather temperamental since Optimus Prime came back, and Knock Out's mostly done his best to stay out of his way. Now Starscream's back on the ship, though not necessarily in Megatron's good graces. Frankly, Knock Out's not surprised. He'd had his doubts that Starscream had really been dead.

Knock Out goes down to the brig to see Starscream not too long after he's returned to the conquest, his optics curious, maybe just slightly amused. After all, none of this is affecting him, not really. And watching Starscream and Megatron's ups and downs can provide some entertainment, provided one isn't standing too close. He stops in front of Starscream's cell and leans in, waving with a flex of his fingers.

"Fancy seeing you here," he says with a smirk, his tone a little dry. "And we all thought you were dead."

Comments

[starscheme]

OK now this place is DEFINITELY grating on his processors, and he’s only looking at the showroom from the outside. Humans have such frivolous taste in decor, in his opinion. Absolutely garish. He snarls, not unlike a dog, as more and more people shove past him and bump his avatar. “Just hurry up and lead the way, before I lose my patience and strangle one of these hu-” a tiny old lady catches Starscream’s eye as he speaks and looks alarmed, so he cuts off. “...one of these locals.”