thanksoptimus: (am i worthy tho)
Optimus Prime ([personal profile] thanksoptimus) wrote in [community profile] capitalh2014-08-11 07:06 pm

ROBOT DANCE OFF

Who: Too many fucking robots.
Where: "The most dramatic dune in the desert."
When: SUNDOWN.
What: Megatron tries to get Orion Pax to use the Forge on the Matrix of Leadership but then the music starts.
Warnings: Violence, singing.

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NO TAGGING ORDER, IT'S FREE FOR ALL.]
bigfuckinggun: (its megatron)

[personal profile] bigfuckinggun 2014-08-13 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Megatron only spares Rodimus a brief, irritated glance. Obviously he had it in there the entire time. He glowers at Orion more prolongedly, baring his fangs in impatience. He has been waiting for this for months. "I will not repeat my command, Pax."
worstprime: (hrmuphhmp)

[personal profile] worstprime 2014-08-13 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Disbelief upon disbelief, Rodimus gapes at Orion. So it's not just a Decepticon thing, after all. But then....what the hell is going on?. Where's this music coming from?

Orion's singing is earnest with more than a bit of anger creeping in, but maybe it'll confuse the others just as much. The longer it goes on the more natural it feels - like singing your feelings out in a moment of life or death is the most obvious thing in the world. Rodimus is wary of, having experienced first hand, the way these moments can suck you in, make it impossible - unthinkable! - to commit any action contrary to the music. Nonetheless, Rodimus turns his attention to their captors, watching them out of the corner of an optic. He doesn't know what he expects, but at this point is open to any opportunity to sabotage this crazy endeavor.
bigfuckinggun: onetruesikorsky@LJ (? ? ? ?)

[personal profile] bigfuckinggun 2014-08-14 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no. Not this again. Megatron's last experience with this music nonsense was extremely embarrassing, and he's very, very grateful nobody witnessed him singing about how he had so many feelings about Orion Pax that it was necessary to kill him, and if Orion's words now are any indication this is an emotional number – if he's going to get roped into this, Megatron has the feeling he's going to end up baring more than he'd like. He can already feel the music humming through his frame. He wants to reply, to snarl that Orion is a fool and if he knows what's good for him – or for Rodimus – he'll stop this idiocy and do as he's told – but it's not his turn. This isn't his verse. He can't interrupt.

He tells himself he's keeping his mouth shut on purpose because he doesn't want to be caught up in more singing, but it's coming. He knows it is.
soundwavesuperior: (pic#7857407)

[personal profile] soundwavesuperior 2014-08-14 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
What. Where is this music coming from? Chanting? Were the Autobots here? Soundwave has so many questions but no answers. He draws a weapon, but there is no one in sight in the empty desert. He looks down at Rodimus, who looks just as bemused as he is. So its not the Autobots coming to Rescue their compatriots?

And then Orion starts singing at Megatron. About his feelings.

Ugh.
bigfuckinggun: (im going to crush everything)

[personal profile] bigfuckinggun 2014-08-16 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry Soundwave, it's universal – the lull in the music does give Megatron the chance to step forward and grab Orion by the throat, roughly dragging him and the Forge a couple of paces closer. Around them the chanting intensifies, and Megatron bares his fangs, but whatever he was about to snarl out – unsurprisingly – comes out in verse.

"You, who I called brother – surely you have seen enough to know, this power was all I ever wanted," he growls, almost mocking.

He's uncomfortably close to Orion's face, but now he lowers him slightly, his free hand clenching into a fist. (That's the one with the gun he was pointing at Rodimus, mind you, but now he's singing there are more important concerns. It doesn't even cross his mind.) "I will rule all of Cybertron; my goals are worth whatever I must throw beneath war's bloody engines! Orion, this is all I ever wanted..."

He looks a little uneasy, as if he's trying to convince himself above all else. With a growl, he releases Orion, singing almost under his breath at first but rising to a roar of anger, "Let my spark be hardened, and never mind how high the cost has grown... Until I will it so – I will never let our people go!"
worstprime: (pic#8138240)

[personal profile] worstprime 2014-08-17 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
The moment Megatron's attention (and gun) is off of Rodimus completely he's sees his opportunity. These musical moments may be absurd beyond any degree of imagination, but they are all-encompassing to those directly involved...and at least in this case, a particuarly excellent distraction. Rodimus turns his attention to the nearby Soundwave who is uncharacteristically distracted himself...if he didn't know any better, Rodimus would say he almost looked positively horrified.

It only takes Rodimus a split second to formulate and put to action a really shitty plan - injured and slower than he'd like to be, Rodimus is amazed Soundwave doesn't see him move, and takes the opportunity to kick the phenomenally distracted Decepticon with as much force as possible in the lower legs. Mr. Miyagi would not be proud. He doesn't stop to make sure Soundwave goes down, but bolts past him, already channelling energy into super-heating the blaster chamber on his arms. He may not be able to fire while handcuffed but there are plenty of other uses for that energy. He's only got a half-formulated, and less-so-by-the-second plan in his head as he makes a move toward Orion and Megatron's hopefully-complete duet.
bigfuckinggun: (thats his shoulder)

[personal profile] bigfuckinggun 2014-08-17 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
The chanting is only just beginning to die down as Rodimus assaults Soundwave, and with his attention occupied by gazing furiously at Orion it's a few long moments before Megatron notices. But the fact that Rodimus is able to make this move at all, rather than being inexplicably prevented from interrupting, is the proof of the musical number being over, and soon there's nothing stopping Megatron from turning to roar in indignation at this disruption of his grand plan – but he's a good few seconds too late.
soundwavesuperior: (pic#7857384)

[personal profile] soundwavesuperior 2014-08-18 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Soundwave is horrified. This is a train wreck and he finds himself unable to look away from the scene unfolding before him.

The next thing he knows his legs are out from underneath him and he is falling into a pile of flailing limbs. His head shoots up onto to see Rodimus' back as he sprints toward Megatron and Orion.

Aw, hell no. He is up and after Rodimus in a matter of seconds.
worstprime: (pic#8094616)

[personal profile] worstprime 2014-08-18 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, hell, yes.

Rodimus is close enough to feel Megatron's enraged roar reverberate in his spark chamber. He doesn't miss a beat, however, and as Orion is raising the hammer behind him, Rodimus ducks past Megatron, skidding and nearly losing his footing completely as he does so. Single minded in his goal now, he ignores everything else, and grabs the Matrix, bigger than he expected, and vaults over the stone it's laid on. Even as he does so he realises this is a bad idea, his chassis protesting his activity with a surge of pain.

His spark pulses painfully in his chest as he runs. What now, he doesn't know; he's got the Matrix and he's running away from the person he knows in his spark he needs to get it to. Getting Orion the Matrix is the most important thing. Just slightly ahead of keeping it out of Megatron's clutches.

Rodimus spares only the briefest glance over his shoul - slag.

Soundwave.
bigfuckinggun: (hhHHHHGH)

[personal profile] bigfuckinggun 2014-08-18 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Orion might not have it in him to swing the Forge extremely hard, but it's a very heavy hammer, and getting attacked by his prisoner is the last thing Megatron is anticipating – it crashes into the back of his helm with a ringing clang just as Rodimus seizes the Matrix, and he staggers forward with a snarl of rage, optics flickering. He clutches his head as he tries to regain his bearings – in a moment or two he'll be rounding on Orion (or the space where Orion was, if he's had the good sense to move), full of fire and fury, but that move has bought the Autobots a valuable sliver of time.