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Capital H Mods ([personal profile] capitalm) wrote in [community profile] capitalh2014-02-16 08:17 pm

CELEBRITY SINGLES AUCTION: THE ACTUAL POST

Who: Anybody either letting themselves be auctioned or interested in bidding in the CELEBRITY SINGLES AUCTION
Where: LA city hall
When: NOW ! (Afternoon on February 5th!)
What: CELEBRITY SINGLES AUCTION (FOR CHARITY)
Warnings: Nothing yet!

The hall where the auction is due to take place is all decked out in pink, white and red Valentine's decorations – hearts everywhere, the odd glittery cupid. Probably someone is selling appropriately decorated cupcakes. At the far end is the stage, where each CELEBRITY SINGLE in turn will have their hand in DATE auctioned off to the highest bidder.

SO HERE'S HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK:

- Tag in with your character/NPC if they're offering themselves up in the name of DATE CHARITY. Include a little bit about what kind of public image they have, especially if they're an NPC.
- If you have a character or NPC who wants to bid on other character/s, reply to them with your character's bid – just the amount of their bid is fine, it doesn't have to be a Full Actual Tag or anything!
- If your character has been definitively outbid, though, make sure you reply to say so, rather than leaving the other bidders hanging.
- Be realistic about how much money your character has to spend on this kind of thing! This is for charity so generous donations are appreciated, of course, but not everybody is a millionaire.

The starting bid for all CELEBRITY DATES is $50.

Remember that characters who have volunteered to be auctioned as superheroes are advised do so in costume to avoid compromising their secret identities!

If you didn't already establish an NPC on the planning post for this event but you just had an idea for one that you really want to use, go ahead and do it, we do not mind.
missinterference: (Default)

SEX PANTHER

[personal profile] missinterference 2014-02-22 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Who is that man, standing upon the stage? Is it him? Is it the man who holds captive the hearts and loins, mainly loins, of several continents; who with his every movement embodies feline grace; whose muscles move like mice beneath his exposed arms, recalling the Latinate etymology of muscle; who wears a suit as casually as he might fill a pair of ripped jeans; who has been tapped to play the lead in the forthcoming Fifty Shades of Aubergine film adaptation; who smolders like a cigarette butt stubbed phallically upon an ashtray; who could very well exude some dangerous aphrodisiac pheromone, but nobody's too concerned--?

It is.

It is Seth Starkadder.

(Meanwhile, Flora snaps a cell phone picture of her cousin and posts it on Twitter.)
nothinbut_therain: (clean up nice)

~not kara thrace~~~

[personal profile] nothinbut_therain 2014-02-22 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Candace, reality tv show mogul and professional sex appeal judger that she is, immediately recognizes the beauty & power & effervescent pheremone laden fecundity of Seth Starkadder.

Visions of high ratings dance in her eyes as her hand jumps up. 'Supervillain' Host Seen Stepping Out With Sex Symbol Starkadder-- the headlines practically wrote themselves!

She places a bid for $100, though she doesn't imagine the price will stay that low for long.
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[personal profile] missinterference 2014-02-22 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Seth smolders at her.

(Is it smoldering? Or is it a childish grumpiness that all the cupcakes were gone? We cannot endeavor to say.)

Somewhere, a light fixture fizzles.

(Flora begins calling maintenance.)