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Teddy Altman [AU] ([personal profile] hugling) wrote in [community profile] capitalh2014-06-03 11:24 am
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SUPER BARBECUE SUPER BARBECUE SUPER BARBECUE [open as heck]

Who: SUPER HEROES!!!!!
Where: Ernest E. Debs Regional Park!
When: Sunday!
What: SUPER BARBECUE
Warnings: Superheroes...



It's a pleasant evening at Ernest E. Debs Regional Park, just a couple miles from downtown LA, which can be seen through the haze. Late March means spring is just arriving in LA and the trees are just starting to bud. Unfortunately, the grass is still kind of dead and dry.

The barbecue and picnic area isn't too busy, though the park does have the usual assortment of joggers, dog walkers, and cyclists. There are some balloons tied to picnic tables, and strung between two trees is a very homemade "SUPER BBQ" banner, courtesy of Hulkling and Starbreaker. There's still glitter glue on Milly's apartment floor. There's another posterboard with the rules written on it in big bold sharpie letters nearby, just in case anyone forgets:
  • Don't be a jerk!!!
  • Keep your weapons holstered please.
  • Do not trash the park!
  • ABSOLUTELY NO FIGHTING
  • Anyone caught fighting will be asked to leave!
  • Really don't be a jerk!


[OKAY GUYS!!! mingle! have fun! maybe some THINGS WILL HAPPEN, whoooo knows!]
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[personal profile] nitrodamus 2014-06-22 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I basically saw them do it. They just don't fucking spray genetic fluid everywhere afterwards since they aren't even fertile. It is the loudest fucking horseshit I have ever heard though."
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[personal profile] 10thingsihateaboutme 2014-06-22 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Karkat wrinkles his nose a little, but he looks fascinated. "Are you shitting me," he says, but he seems less interested in the actual mechanics of the thing than... well. "So what, like, that's a new thing? Or he just said it wasn't anything when they were robot bulgetangling this entire time?"
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[personal profile] nitrodamus 2014-06-22 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
"No. I guess I just asked him, he told me no, and then immediately changed his fucking mind about it and banged the shit out of that sports car. I can't claim to fully understand the ways of their people but from my understanding, that was a fine piece of painfully rigid robot ass."
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[personal profile] 10thingsihateaboutme 2014-06-22 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Karkat gives a thoughtful, buzzing hum. "Maybe he just hadn't thought about it until you said something," he suggests, clearly more interested than is really warranted. "Do you know why they even do it? Like, if you said they aren't fertile..."
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[personal profile] nitrodamus 2014-06-22 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah I dunno maybe he just realized what an amazing idea it was after he failed to consider it for like a thousand consecutive sweeps. I am the exact kind of kraft fresh perspective these robots need."

And he raises an eyebrow.

"And I don't fucking know man I even asked one of them how they make grubs and it was some bullshit about puddles of robot magic on their homeworld that they just spring out of fully formed."
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[personal profile] 10thingsihateaboutme 2014-06-24 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
"What the hell," Karkat says, staring at him. "Well fuck, no wonder this guy is complete shitwipe garbage at romance, if they don't even need to do it – I mean, the alternative is he's just been sitting on this shit for a thousand consecutive sweeps and he only decided to bother doing anything about it because you brought it up like it was actually feasible." He grimaces. "Do the rest of them blow at it this bad?"
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