"Yeah, not really my thing." Dirk looks over at the stage, trying to seem aloof, but he ends up glaring at it. "I'd probably just end up scaring my date off and they'd want a refund. Even though asking for a refund from charity is a shitty thing to do. I'm sure they'd make an exception. The whole thing would be a waste of everyone's time." He stops talking abruptly, realizing how angry his voice was getting.