Teddy nods, sipping his drink. "Yeah, something like that. Bragging rights, and stuff. I mean, not as much in LA because there are celebrities everywhere, so you have the whole thing of casually mentioning that you saw Brad Pitt in your local Starbucks like it's no big deal, you see Brad Pitt all the time, or whatever."

Okay, this is getting way too cynical. "So, uh, did your CONDOR friends get you to volunteer?"