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ORION OPEN LOG 2: NOW WITH DUDE
Who: Orion Pax and YOU
Where: Around the city.
When: Late March, basically whenever.
What: Having recent discovered that he has a holomatter avatar, Orion is now roaming the city like someone's confused dad.
Warnings: shrrruuuuggot. perhaps gay.
Exploring the city would have been a lot easier had Orion known how to do this earlier, but he supposes there is no point regretting wasted time now. Unlocking his holomatter avatar has given him a pleasant alternative to sitting in a parking lot and boredly zoning out into a haze of stress and confusion, and so he is happy to use this human shaped form to explore all the places he hasn't been able to previously.
While he technically does look like a middle aged man (who is not Charlie Swan), everywhere he goes he is followed by a constant air of curious bafflement, like a parent is when going to places they don't understand purely for the sake following their kid around. There is a lot of squinting and fondling going on in every one of these options.
A) Various book stores:
The most notable feature of this man's bookstore experience is that he appears to mostly be reading entire books whole while standing in front of shelves - very quickly, at that. The subject matter varies wildly, but he doesn't seem to be at risk of getting bored any time soon, nor do his legs ever appear to get tired.
Perhaps he has yet to catch on to the fact that reading whole books in bookstores is generally considered to be bad etiquette.
B) In which he goes AFK:
And here is that same man, standing in the middle of the street doing nothing. It isn't the busiest of streets, but he sure as fuck is just standing there while the world continues to go on around him, ostensibly while he stares into space and ignores the thread of oncoming vehicles.
This is actually happening because something distracting is happening wherever Orion's actual body is. Perhaps a sudden carjacking. Perhaps animals. It is a mystery.
C) In which Team Magma happens:
Team Magma can frequently be found doing something stupid, and in this case the stupid thing is trying to steal a bunch of lorries from a truck stop for unknown reasons. The rush the parking lot in a group of about twelve. Most of them are firebending.
Orion is just kind of standing around in the parking lot when this happens, not fully realizing what's going on until there are like a dozen costumed people throwing fire around aimlessly and yelling things about being TEAM MAGMA. Even after a moment of letting it sink in his expression is still more incredulous than anything.
He can not even believe this.
Where: Around the city.
When: Late March, basically whenever.
What: Having recent discovered that he has a holomatter avatar, Orion is now roaming the city like someone's confused dad.
Warnings: shrrruuuuggot. perhaps gay.
Exploring the city would have been a lot easier had Orion known how to do this earlier, but he supposes there is no point regretting wasted time now. Unlocking his holomatter avatar has given him a pleasant alternative to sitting in a parking lot and boredly zoning out into a haze of stress and confusion, and so he is happy to use this human shaped form to explore all the places he hasn't been able to previously.
While he technically does look like a middle aged man (who is not Charlie Swan), everywhere he goes he is followed by a constant air of curious bafflement, like a parent is when going to places they don't understand purely for the sake following their kid around. There is a lot of squinting and fondling going on in every one of these options.
A) Various book stores:
The most notable feature of this man's bookstore experience is that he appears to mostly be reading entire books whole while standing in front of shelves - very quickly, at that. The subject matter varies wildly, but he doesn't seem to be at risk of getting bored any time soon, nor do his legs ever appear to get tired.
Perhaps he has yet to catch on to the fact that reading whole books in bookstores is generally considered to be bad etiquette.
B) In which he goes AFK:
And here is that same man, standing in the middle of the street doing nothing. It isn't the busiest of streets, but he sure as fuck is just standing there while the world continues to go on around him, ostensibly while he stares into space and ignores the thread of oncoming vehicles.
This is actually happening because something distracting is happening wherever Orion's actual body is. Perhaps a sudden carjacking. Perhaps animals. It is a mystery.
C) In which Team Magma happens:
Team Magma can frequently be found doing something stupid, and in this case the stupid thing is trying to steal a bunch of lorries from a truck stop for unknown reasons. The rush the parking lot in a group of about twelve. Most of them are firebending.
Orion is just kind of standing around in the parking lot when this happens, not fully realizing what's going on until there are like a dozen costumed people throwing fire around aimlessly and yelling things about being TEAM MAGMA. Even after a moment of letting it sink in his expression is still more incredulous than anything.
He can not even believe this.
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"Did you think it was a library?" she asks, already pretty sure that that's not the problem.
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"Yes," he says stiffly. "Yes, I did think it was a library."
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"Well, I think there's one a few blocks away. I can show you, if you like. After I buy this."
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"I would appreciate that very much, thank you."
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She turns away toward the cash, not bothering to check and see if her new friend has followed her or not. She feels oddly responsible for him now, which is not a position she thought she would be in today.
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"So, I didn't get your name," she says, totally conversational.
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Perfect save.
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"You know, if you're an alien or something, you're not doing a very good job covering it up," she says. She keeps her voice down, even though there aren't that many people on this particular sidewalk right now.
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"I know," he says, defeated.
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"I didn't mean to upset you... Please don't..."
This is such an odd situation. She's not sure she even expected him to actually be an alien, it was just the first thing that came to mind.
"Are you actually an alien?"
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"I am an alien in disguise," he says. "Unfortunately, my ability to play the part is only physical it would seem."
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"If you don't mind me asking... why were you reading all those books?"
Why are you here seems a bit too blunt.
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"Are there... more of you? Haven't you got anyone to help you?"
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But she should make sure he'll be okay, at least. She runs a hand through her hair and gives him another look, considering his whole situation and how best to respond to it. "Well, I can show you to the library, but I don't really think you're going to learn a whole lot from books if you're trying to blend in."
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"Blending in is not my foremost priority, so much as finding a constructive way to spend my time. I want to understand your history, and I do find reading documentation is a good way to start."
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She nods down the street. "Come on, it's this way."