Who: Jamie Moriarty/Irene Adler and YOU
Where: The Adler Gallery in downtown L.A., and nearby coffeeshop
When: Anytime early April
What: Pretty art and a talkative gallery owner, and possibly coffee.
Warnings: Moriarty. Probably swearing.

( I'm the book that beat the speedreader, and I'm the card the dealers won't touch )