"A simple matter of getting it to fly where we want it to! If I go around- WOAH!"
He dives to the ground, barely avoiding the creature's tiny maw but falling face first onto one of the tomatoes he so dreaded stepping on. The universe has a weird sense of humour.
He tries to get back up (for what already seems like the 92716th time today)... but the crystal pet makes a dive for it again, and he's forced to resume his position of lying flat on the ground with his head resting on a squashed fruit.
"What's your problem?!" he huffs, shaking his fist at the creature. So much for wanting to look suave.
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He dives to the ground, barely avoiding the creature's tiny maw but falling face first onto one of the tomatoes he so dreaded stepping on. The universe has a weird sense of humour.
He tries to get back up (for what already seems like the 92716th time today)... but the crystal pet makes a dive for it again, and he's forced to resume his position of lying flat on the ground with his head resting on a squashed fruit.
"What's your problem?!" he huffs, shaking his fist at the creature. So much for wanting to look suave.