"Wow. That kind of sounds threatening." She hefts her eyebrows up extra high for maximum innocence.

"What'd I even do? I looked at a guy's butt, that's about it. And if that's a crime, girl, you better take me away and be done with it!" She thrusts out both hands toward her, wrists together. "Go on! I don't want to live in a free world where I can't even scope a butt in peace."