[he does pick up on that condescension, and he looks a little put out by it, huffing before he continues.]

Dude, that's a shame. As corners go it's like, the best one.

[He scratches at his stubble, looking her up and down before jumping back around to his desk to grab his tablet, opening a new document named 'Face Tentacles' so he can take notes as they go.]

Well, uh. I'd first have to know some stuff about you. Like, what's your normal. I can run some blood tests--I mean, assuming you have blood--and give it a look over, but unless you know what I'm gonna be looking for this is sorta gonna be difficult.

[he taps away at his tablet.] Good thing for you, I love challenges.