It's not polite to look at other people's computer screens. Which is why, obviously, that's the first thing Eusine does after bumping into Airachnid's table - other than telling his parents he'll call again later and hang up, that is. Curiosity killed the cat? No idea what you're talking about, this cat is perfectly fine (and incredibly handsome.)

Of course, what's on the screen is a little... eclectic. Eggs and the US President's office? Could she be a secret agent, trying to devise an egg-based trap in order to protect the president from intruders? You could argue that doing this kind of stuff in a public space doesn't seem like a good idea, but that's what they want you to think.

(It's also way more exciting than "this lady just happened to look up those two completely unrelated things.")

"Once again, please accept my most humble excuses." he says, putting a hand over his heart. To be quite honest, he doesn't really look like someone who even knows what "humble" means. "I'm sure being a... ah, cook... for the White House must be an exhausting job."

He winks. No worries! Her secret is totally safe with him. He won't tell a soul.