[Newt leans away from the man when he's suddenly up in his space, but that just ends up backing him against the door. And he doubts a pineapple or fillet of salmon will help him in combat. He's spent enough time around the military to know this guy is at least solider trained, which doesn't really help the situation.

And then the guy speaks and Newt pales just a bit.]

Uh, that's totally comforting to know, thanks man.

[oh no. His brain just realised he was called not observant. He's going to get himself killed.]

And hey! I'm totally observant! Maybe not the way you are, robostalker, but I totally discovered new organs in Alternians that have never been discovered before! And figured out a completely new species before relations even opened up between us! I can diagnose people usually without having to examine them fully! And totally notice stuff about people, like your metallic accessory you got going on there, man what is with LA and cyborgs? I mean seriously, I'm gonna have to open up a robot clinic just because I've had like one alien since I've been open. But. Uh.

[he can hear one of his college chiding him for going on about nothing like an idiot.]

Thanks for totally not killing me again.