[he rolls his eyes] I'm not saying your post apocalyptic hell future isn't – [he breaks off, frowning deeply to himself as he realises that in his keenness to scorn this dude he has been actually taking the stance that it's Just As Bad as the kind of shit that he left behind, which. Hm. He looks around at the most magical place on Earth, his pointed ears folding back against his head. Is he going soft? Fuck. fuck]

[mutters:] Whatever. Look, Earth is basically a fucking -- walk at the park, okay, but everyone still gets kidnapping all the time and fights with guys made out of bees and getting sucked into parallel opposite universes and shit. [he sighs in irritation.] But basically you're right it is pretty much a god damn vacation.