Eusine skill activate: pretending the bit where his interlocutor made fun of him absolutely didn't happen. It's a necessary ability when (for some reason) the entire world seems to think you are a ridiculous human being.

"You may call me... Eusine." His voice is entirely too loud for an indoors conversation, which is absolutely unrelated to the fact he's trying very hard to ignore the dig at his superhero name. Which is super cool, by the way.

(Seriously though, there's no way that's his real real name, is it? Who names their kid "you seen". What the heck. That doesn't even sound French.)

"But this conversation is a bit one-sided, isn't it? You still haven't told me your name!"