"Mine? Oh uh...Yes? Yes! Yes he is!" She slides proudly as the cat twines around her. "He's a lovely boy, not as soft as he once was but that's all right! I still love him quite a lot and he's much more durable now."

She's fiddling with her sleeves a little, not sure what to do now. "Would you like to meet him? He's called Bartholomew and he likes people quite a lot."