Internship? The Times sent an intern to cover the biggest technological advance of the 21st century? Miss Hammersmith once said that sometimes working at LuthorCorp felt like being in a situation comedy; he hadn’t understood what ahe meant, and he doubted that she would have said it had she known he could hear her.

Today she probably would have said that it feels like being in a poorly written situation comedy.

“Little lady, what is your name?”