Sollux brings out his phone again, as if taking a moment to peer at his address book. He's not going to try to sell his connections as anything enormous, he's only been free for like a perigee, but...

"Mostly some hooks into the local superhero community...basically people who fight crime on this planet. One of them is a different kind of robot whose entire job is to deal with this kind of thing - if anybody had compiled any secret evidence by now it'd be them."