Please Miko, this is a Serious Situation. Sometimes a man has to be quiet to-

"What does that have to do with anything?!"

Well, if that's any solace it's easy to get him flustered. He looks a bit annoyed that she'd ruin the dark and tense monster-watching moment... but then again, the thing doesn't seem to have noticed them, and he does so love talking about himself.

"But if you must know... Why, yes, I happen to find my roots in the most beautiful city in the world! The capital of art and haute cuisine, where young love comes to grow and bloom!" He puts one hand on his heart, the other held high in a dramatic fashion. "Ah, how sweet the breeze tastes when spring is in the air, and how the Seine glimmers~!"

Of course, the fact the dog cyborg didn't notice them doesn't mean nothing else will.