Now that elicits the mother of all indignant responses.

"What else would I be?!" His voice may or may not be ten times too loud for someone trying to be stealthy. He huffs some more, before throwing his cape back in a dramatic way. "I am... the Mysticalman! Daring hero and champion of justice! Surely you have heard of my heroic deeds!"

Journalists totally care about random D-listers, right?