"I bet I could find a dog that likes you," he declares. He probably could, too.

"Anyway, you don't have to hold the babies when you kiss them. Most moms actually prefer to keep them, you just, y'know, smile for a photo and move on. The kissing is purely metaphorical unless you wanna drop one on their cute little heads."

Someone stop Clint before he steals a baby. We know you wanna be a dad, Barton, but you have to supply your own baby for that.