"Well, that's also a valid concern. I prefer not to think about that concern and the fact that if we get disarmed by aliens or whatever, they'll probably take my ears, too."

Yeah, that's not terrifying or anything.

"Aw, what, you don't like kids?" tease tease. "Come on, they're so... cute and giggly! It's not like you have to change their diapers, you're a fuckin' superhero."