"Sonic arrow, and I saved everyone's lives, thank you very much," Clint says huffily. "Fine, okay, so Bobbi and I got assigned to investigate this tech company because there was some shady stuff going on, but CONDOR didn't have enough proof to really move on them."

He leans back, reminiscing fondly. All in all, it was a pretty good op, and it makes for a hell of a story. "Took us a couple of days to get in, and when we did, we found that they'd been working on a device that sorta... it wasn't really mind control, but it used sound to drive a person into an uncontrollable rage, so bad they'd kill any one around them. Which, y'know, pretty dangerous. Uuuuunfortunately, we were made, and the guy managed to get us confined. After which he started fuc-- er, freaking monologuing." Cue eyeroll. "Apparently he was planning on staging some sort of disaster to get as many A-class heroes in one place as possible, and then turn it on so they'd all kill each other."

It was a super great plan.